• me sitting at the bus stop for 30 seconds: where the bus

averypottermormon:

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE

i bet the response that got the planet its current name was “you can shove that up your ass”

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bootslots:

do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point

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My new phone makes my eyes look super blue. I’m ok with this 😊

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My new phone makes my eyes look super blue. I’m ok with this 😊

niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen

(Source: jonyorkblog, via dink-182)

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niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen

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itsmydarkesthour:

hippies-like-us:

kuneria:

Bob Ross soothes and calms and makes me happy like nothing else I’ve ever known.

Fun fact: Bob Ross was a Marine drill sergeant for several years, but quit because he didn’t like yelling at people.

(Source: kunerias-huge-dick, via adolphinhitler)

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itsmydarkesthour:

hippies-like-us:

kuneria:

Bob Ross soothes and calms and makes me happy like nothing else I’ve ever known.

Fun fact: Bob Ross was a Marine drill sergeant for several years, but quit because he didn’t like yelling at people.

(Source: kunerias-huge-dick, via adolphinhitler)

Hiya

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Hiya

wildchamomilla:

Charlotte Caron

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wildchamomilla:

Charlotte Caron

weirdnessisgood:

I’m loosing it.

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weirdnessisgood:

I’m loosing it.

magictransistor:

Salvador Dali, Manhattan Skyline (The Year Of The Dragon), Lithograph, 1976.

(via chaotic-kitty)

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magictransistor:

Salvador Dali, Manhattan Skyline (The Year Of The Dragon), Lithograph, 1976.

(via chaotic-kitty)

colorful1st:

Why you do

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colorful1st:

Why you do

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